"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."
The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

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— 12 hours ago with 156564 notes

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

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— 12 hours ago with 44088 notes

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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— 12 hours ago with 134613 notes

beinggigantic:

how to lead a fulfilling life:

  1. lean wit it
  2. rock wit it

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— 1 day ago with 33730 notes

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

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— 1 day ago with 116779 notes
Cashier:That'll be $4.03
Me:I only have $4...
Cashier:That's ok, I have the three cents
Me:...........
Cashier:........
Me:what are we?
— 1 day ago with 64426 notes
"If you gotta force it, just leave it alone. Relationships, friendships, ponytails.. Just leave it."
Reyna Biddy  (via he-is-my-home)

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— 2 days ago with 70138 notes
heylittlerichgirl:

abigaildonaldson:

Finale wedding gown at Ralph & Russo Haute Couture Fall 2014

Bury me in this

heylittlerichgirl:

abigaildonaldson:

Finale wedding gown at Ralph & Russo Haute Couture Fall 2014

Bury me in this

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— 2 days ago with 10776 notes